Wednesday, August 24, 2005 ♥
Pregnancy and propaganda ♥ 8:25 PM
I was watching Discovery channel yesterday and they were comparing the technology in different countries which affects the chances of survival that the baby had after their mothers had given birth to them. Personally i feel sorry for those in the Third world countries where the doctors are less experienced and technology is less advanced because the baby may not survive to see the blue sky or hear the birds sing. But, nothing is fair in this world right? Anyway, they were flashing short videos of countries, a few moments at China then Ethopia, the USA and Europe then we are back at Chian again that i was pretty fed up.
Despite different backgrounds, all the mother-to-be have something in common-pain. Not exactly the screaming or violent kind but merely saying 'pain pain' so much then after a while after they give birth, they were saying how cute their baby is that i start to suspect that this is a propaganda for married couples to have babies.
HonestlyI simply don't believe that people could be in pain but not screaming. I mean, if i pinch you hard enough, you will scream what. Oh, imagine 'ah lians'(female gangsters) giving birth. I bet they will give a complete vocabulary lesson on erm, expletive to the mid wife and doctors. And guess what, not only in English but in Hokkien , Malay and Tamil. Ha, the mid-wives and doctors are not as innocent as you thought after all
Well, i guess that if i ever be pregnant(after marriage of course) i will need somebody to cover my mouth or my husband will realise the the amount of profanities that is hidden in me. Bet, i will give everybody a shock and that would probably the only time so much vulgarities will be flowing out of my mouth that i would sound like i'm speaking Japanese. No offence to Japanese, i'm meaning the speed that i would be speaking. Maybe, i might sound like i'm rapping. Haha, and i shall ban my mum to be with me because i think that she would probably disown me if she realised that her sweet innocent child could produce such profanity.
Anyway, i realised that man nowadays is not that strong after all. They were filming this lady in Germany,Europe giving birth and the stupid husband is sitting in one corner, looking away. What the *%$#^&)#&(%\*?! Your dear wife is in terrible pain giving birth TO YOUR CHILD and you give a lame excuse that you are scared of blood. Oh, come on man, you can do better than that. I thought guys like to be the hero, the fearless guy? When your wife is giving birth, theLEAST you could do is stand by her and give her encouragement and not whimpering in the corner. SHame on you!
I know not all men are like that but i felt so let down by you guys.*Shake head* Once again, you showed me that your brain is not not properly connected yet. Try to think faster can? Then your wife won't be that let down. Offering you a tip, just stay by your wife's side. If you think that you are tired, remember that your wife is more tired because she is the one who had carried your baby to term and bring it to the world. Get the idea?
♥ Princess Serene
