Friday, June 10, 2005 ♥
Stupid people ♥ 11:06 AM
I know this news was rather old around late May 2005. You know? The Koran incident? yep, that's what i'm talking about. Well, if you are really outdated on news, this is a summary of what happened:
Detainees told FBI interrogators as early as April 2002 that mistreatment of the Koran was widespread at the military prison at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, and many said they were severely beaten by captors there or in Afghanistan, according to FBI documents released yesterday.
The summaries of FBI interviews, obtained by the American Civil Liberties Union as part of an ongoing lawsuit, include a dozen allegations that the Koran was kicked, thrown to the floor or withheld as punishment. One prisoner said in August 2002 that guards had "flushed a Koran in the toilet" and had beaten some detainees.
Excerpt from http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2005/05/25/AR2005052501395.html
If you want to read more about it, go to the above link...
I was thinking about this article when something came upon me. How do you FLUSH A KORAN DOWN THE TOILET? It's really ridiculous! I mean either this is true or the guards are brainless. I mean, can't they think? Imagine somebody flush down your dear possessions into the toilet bowl you will get bloody mad right? I think these guards should learn some anger management from me.
Reasons why you shouldn't flush the Koran or any other books/handphone/dog/cat/ etc down the toilet bowl:
- You will get into big trouble because the thing you flushed down may be something valuable to somebody else. You might get kicked/punch/slapped/scratched/sued for what you had done
- You will get into bigger trouble if the toilet bowl is stuck. Translation: The toilet bowl starts to vomit out brown stuff called shit.
- There are other ways to relieve your anger. ( will talk about later)
The people who published this news also should consider the fact that the Koran is too large to flush down the toilet bowl. I wanted to do try out using other books of course but the risk of getting killed by my Mum is too large. According to my hypothesis, the pipe's circumference will be too small therefore, my conclusion is the book is unflushable... Unless the sewage pipe at the Guantanamo Bay, Cuba is unusually large.
Anyway, below is 10 ways to manage your anger by Serene Chan:
- Pray to God
- Start blogging like me
- Go talk to your dog/cat/bird/fish/rabbit. You will be amazed by how much they can understand you
- Talk to your Mum
- Talk to the wall if you really have no friends
- Kick the wall(You will get into less trouble for that)
- Take a cold shower ( you will be too damn cold to think about your anger)
- Go to sleep
- Yell at your younger brother or sister
- Go into your PMS mode and yell at people unresonably( but you have to make it up to the offended later)
Do the last option if you really got a lot of time to spareand because the damage done is the largest.
Wish you a very happy day ahead and remember the 10 ways of anger management so that life will be more enjoyable. Ciao!
♥ Princess Serene
